Some rapper cuts off his penis; blames demons
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Demons can be real motherfuckers. Demons force us to live in crowded, greasy communities rife with abandoned automobiles and bacteria. They make us to eat fried foods and inhale the toxic fumes of dry-wrapped vegetation. They weaken us with fermented grain and whisper sweet sonnets of lust into our ears, then deliver stinging urination and open genital warts. They gently subvert us into identical vinyl-clad boxes over a stinking labyrinth of subterranean rivers which run red with the blood of Juicy Juice and bloody feces. They will compel us to eat an entire package of Fig Newtons when a single serving would meet the daily nutritional requirements. Yes, demons are a disruptive nuisance, but we learn to live with them.
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But, when your demons instruct you to sever your wang and jump off a two-story building, it’s time to get some new demons.
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Just one man’s opinion.
Well said Hermit.I can remember the day's of my youth when my demon's told me to go out and conquer and make millions of dollars. Instead I opted for the simple life just north of poor,guess I showed them. So now when they say to go out and ride my motorcycle it all seems so right.
ReplyDeleteGood to see that you surfaced.
I hear you B.C.
DeleteSometimes you have to exercise your demons, lest they get fat and out of shape.
Good to have you back Hermit, my demons consists of drinking too much alcohol and spending too much money on frigging motorcycles, guess I exercise my demons too much then.......
ReplyDeleteNever really left Loveless. Been following your exploits 'crost the pond from a distance. Agree with your take on magazine vs glowing electronic monitor.
ReplyDeleteIt feels good to have "surfaced" again, as BC put it.
Where the hell is our boy Whitey? Seems I recall him having been freed from the constraints of employment and then fallen off the face of the interwhebz. Perhaps a run-in with a dingo?
Darn it...get to type all that again!
DeleteI've been 'running into' Mr. W over at that new kid on the block...Instagram...where he is running amok, looking for those ultimate Chopper and Hotrod pics. Looks like his blog had a partial meltdown of sorts...from his Insta-posts it looks like he is having a great time down under...and is going to start in on the Shovelhead soon.