Ha! I like that.
Spending fifteen minutes looking for the glasses perched on top of my head is also counter-productive.
I found that after giving up the evil green that the wasted time quotient was reduced by at least half an hour . . . turned out I was just terminally stupid.
My father and I once spent an hour looking for his glasses...found them at the bottom of a can of paint...where they had landed after falling off the top of his head.