Thursday, January 31, 2013

Old School Porn Rags


Of course they should.


For the reasonable price of just ninety five cents, this magazine will answer the age old philosophical question we've all asked, "What must life be like for an Easy-Loving Cootch Dancer?"

8 comments:

  1. Ahhh, the good ole' days when porn didn't move....

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  2. Salacious.....

    When she fills out her tax forms, for occupation, does she list Cootch Dancer or Easy Loving Cootch Dancer?

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  3. Today's Cootch Dancers should incorporate more capes like in the old days. Also, they should go back to calling themselves Cooch Dancers.

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  4. She's wearing a smile on her face and stars on her nipples, looks good in her flowing cape of ermine-trimmed red velvet and is, by all accounts, easy-loving. Can't figure why the guy with the cigarette seems so despondent.

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  5. He has a world weary look about him. Probably distrustful of the whole Cooch dancing industry ever since his first wife, a famous cooch dancer by the name of Busty Velour ran off with her manager. For a man like that star nipple pasties just don't cut the mustard anymore. Anyway, I'm only in part one in the three part Easy Loving Cooch Dancer series. I'll let you know how how it turns out if I can just get the pages of Part 2 unstuck.

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    1. She is, after all, a carnival mistress. Maybe she's about to drop the hammer on his old lady.

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