Bu bu bu bad to the bone....
I've always dreamt of one day visiting mystical India, to bathe in the sacred, spiritually purifying waters of the Ganges . . . along with the raw turds, dead bodies, flaming funeral pyres, bloated bovine carcasses, rats, millions of other filthy bodies and gigalitres of industrial waste and wash all my myriad, western sins away . . .
The amount of bullshit and red tapeworms this man had to wade through just to get his bi-yak boating license was rediculous.
No bull Larry.I share your enchantment with the subcontinent, Whitey.Red tape-worms, I get it. Indian bullacracy is a bitch.