Monday, December 17, 2012
Eight Maids a Milking
Actually just four, but who’s counting. I do count eight active nipples all pointed skyward, eight delightful globes of comfort and joy.
Cassandra on the left is a bit high-maintenance and when feeling a little droopy needs some support. Next we have Natasha, tall and exotic, the pride of Belarus. She likes fifties Hollywood Classics, warm puppies and Soviet-era rocket launchers. Heather is next, small and compact, she exemplifies the principle of quality over quantity. Finally, slightly apart from the others and my own personal favorite, is Monique, her raven hair cascading lazily over her milky mounds is enough to roast your chestnuts and launch your mistletoe.
This lineup of economical, small-breasted zombies are on my Christmas list. If I haven’t been too terribly naughty and Santa brings me this fine group of unflappable flappers it would keep me busy right on through the Holiday season and on into the New Year.