Sorry mate, her housekeeping skills don't pass muster, you'll have to take her in hand and give her a damn good talking to . . . or perhaps even some form of corporal punishment involving delicate whips, leather masks and some type of lubricant.
studded walls, pah! you can never get a decent fixing in them, look at the state of the lightswitch on the left-hand wall. the conduit and switch floating in the ether like captain kirks cheese and tomato sandwich, it's a recipe for disaster, poor girls touched the switch and it's earthed and blown all her clothes off....
Hanging out in the rumpous room again ?
ReplyDeleteAs the Great One would have said... "How Sweet it is"!
ReplyDeleteSorry mate, her housekeeping skills don't pass muster, you'll have to take her in hand and give her a damn good talking to . . . or perhaps even some form of corporal punishment involving delicate whips, leather masks and some type of lubricant.
ReplyDeletestudded walls, pah! you can never get a decent fixing in them, look at the state of the lightswitch on the left-hand wall. the conduit and switch floating in the ether like captain kirks cheese and tomato sandwich, it's a recipe for disaster, poor girls touched the switch and it's earthed and blown all her clothes off....
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking this must be a "crack" house.
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