Don't let Martha's kind face and white hair fool you. Once she hoists her arthritic leg over that saddle she'll rip out of the nursing home parking lot like Satan on bath salts. Out on the Interstate she'll free herself from the restraints of clothing and allow her bronzed breasts to flap in the breeze like the ears of a happy basset hound.
Superduperglides and Basset Hounds, perfect mate.
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