Cabinet doors wide open, crappy geometric tile, dirt smudged near door pulls, no visible pop tarts and worst of all, that pussy shouldn't be on the countertop.
Maurice the cat sez, that may be... Hermitman...but she is a 'kind hearted woman'...and keeps my left-overs sealed in 'genuine Tupperware'...bless her.
I'm liking them Freckels, mostly the 2 big ones on the Front! and I'm with you on "No Pussy on the Counter Top"
ReplyDeleteDoors wide open, dirty smudges, pop tarts and pussies . . . sexual allegory abounds, my innocence is shattered !!!
ReplyDeleteMaurice the cat sez, that may be... Hermitman...but she is a 'kind hearted woman'...and keeps my left-overs sealed in 'genuine Tupperware'...bless her.
ReplyDeletePaul, she has freckles on her butt, she is pretty.
ReplyDeleteWhitey, you have a filthy mind.
Larry, she looks kind and generous, and by generous I mean ample.