She needs to be hooking into a bit of protein I reckon mate.
I agree... 1 Protein Injection required!
This is what the Nanny Cam was made for.
Yep, a little yogurt injection might fatten her up and straighten her out, and maybe some carbs and a hi-def spy cam.Don't know what that is on the bottom right of the 'fridge door, but I think Homeland Security might be interested in it.
At the store today I bought a pack of those yogurt in a tube things (spoons are rediculous, you know it, I know it, the Spork industry knows it..anyways). I asked the male clerk who happened to be alphabetizing the cheeses if they sold yogurt in the injectable form. After 2 minutes of silence, he replied, "No ma'am. That's is not a real thing.". "Welp, back to sucking it from a tube then." I replied.
Hi-Def nanny cams, injectable yogurt, and a strange 'black object', sounds pretty futuristic to me, a time traveller perhaps...? It is pretty obvious that it's a certainty... she works out....