After saving my nickels and dimes, and a thorough exhaustive search, I finally found a unit small enough to be pulled comfortably. A compact and mobile domicile, lightweight and nimble, yet with all the creature comforts to meet my humble needs. Now, when Winter’s gnarled, arthritic fingers throttle me with its long-suffering frigid tedium, I’ve an escape pod. I shall travel to strange and exotic places such as Bowling Green, Memphis and Jacksonville, an itinerant ambassador, spreading Hope, Joy and holding tank effluence all across the Southeastern United States.
And, any skeptics who think my ride inadequately powered for this type of service, I say you are vastly underestimating its capabilities. For it is not a “Weak Glide” or an “Average Glide” or even a “Pretty Damn Good Glide,” it is after all, a SUPER Glide!
Outstanding Herm, I sure as hell hope your'e serious, this will be great, just you. the Superduper Glide and the mobile temple of incompatibilty . . . the world in winter will be your oyster.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...it's not April yet.
ReplyDeleteHell Yes! Well spoken words and a Damn Fine Mobile Unit if I do say so myself. I find it hard to believe that there are Nay-Sayers out there who would dare to underestimate the Raw Power of the "SUPER-GLIDE", the Semi of the V-Twin World!!! Let-er Rip Herm, off the the wonderful world of Warmth, Palm Trees, Palmetto Bushes and Mosquitos! (Florida) My favorite season of the South...Warm.
ReplyDeleteAye Capt'n Hindgrinder ! She's a fine vessel for a Rum an Sodomy romp and other debaucherous hijinks ! You'll hafta take a Blue pill with'a wee handfull of 'ah Red ones as ye' trah'vale the truck stop Port"o calls in search of Booty and Adventure !
ReplyDeleteA few years back I wanted to build a small trailer to pull my chopper with my bagger,they called me things like wacko and all kinds of insulting things. But you are my hero,naysayers be dammed.
ReplyDeleteDoubters be doubtin' and haters be hatin'.
ReplyDeleteI am a little concerned about that first time I hit the jake brake on a steep downhill grade in The Smokies.