Wake the hell up!
Many don't realize that beside being a wealthy venture capitalist, an amateur paleontologist and a two-time champion Ballroom Dancer I am a breeder of some of the finest Blue-leg Jungle Fowl in Jerkwater County. These birds date back to pre-history. In fact, all domestic poultry that ends up betwixt a piece of Styrofoam and plastic at the local Piggly Wiggly can trace their lineage back to the steamy, tropical jungles of Indonesia and Southeast Asia. You can thank the descendants of these birds the next time you dig into a greasy bucket of Colonel Sander's best.
Some fascinating food for thought.
(Like my other enthralling YouTube videos, this will go absolute viral and become an instant internet sensation.)
Paleontology and fowl calls all in the same post, my brain hurts. Man, you gotta get Loveless to drop in to Jerkwater County, that'd be something to crow about !!
ReplyDeleteIf he makes his way into the depths of Amërïkä's Heartland Loveless is welcome to The Compound, Whitey.
DeleteDespite his trashing of our beloved snack foods.
Cock...adoodle...doo!
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