SWBM (single, white, bald man) seeking big-boned woman with awesome right shoulder tattoo, sultry lips, eighties-style big hair and rooster-themed dish towels. Must be able to bake a mean casserole and look good in oven mitts.
Not an impossible to fulfill wish list mate, she could be just the trick . . . I like the way she keeps her dirty boots off the bench top, hygiene matters in my books.
She's a match! Let me know where you two register so I can send you more cocky kitchen towels. Don't let those broken down playground equipment lion eyebrows shes sporting stop you either. Noones perfect.
Not an impossible to fulfill wish list mate, she could be just the trick . . . I like the way she keeps her dirty boots off the bench top, hygiene matters in my books.
ReplyDeleteShe's a match! Let me know where you two register so I can send you more cocky kitchen towels.
ReplyDeleteDon't let those broken down playground equipment lion eyebrows shes sporting stop you either. Noones perfect.
Yes, neatness counts, O prolific pundit.
ReplyDeleteLaura, there is a slight resemblance.
"Women kill for eyebrows like hers."
Elaine Benes 1994
Re: eyebrows. Kinda reminds me of Uncle Leo's sharpied on ones as well.
DeleteAll I can say is ... "All this Work is messin' up my F.O. Time"!
ReplyDeleteLook what I've been missing. Another Fine Selection.