Oddly, she washes her vegetables in the bathtub and brushes her teeth with a diabolical toilet brush of ill repute. She clips her toenails with a can opener and uses bacon grease as a deodorant. She tried to roast a turkey, stuffed with Tidy Bowl® and giblets with a hair dryer.
The peach will always come off second best in a battle with the in-sink-o-rator . . .
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she shaves her armpits in the dishwasher. I'll stick to peeing in the shower. It's more dignified.
ReplyDeleteOddly, she washes her vegetables in the bathtub and brushes her teeth with a diabolical toilet brush of ill repute. She clips her toenails with a can opener and uses bacon grease as a deodorant. She tried to roast a turkey, stuffed with Tidy Bowl® and giblets with a hair dryer.
ReplyDeleteWhy does this make me think of the planet 'Bizarro'..?
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