Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Chicks in the Kitchen

This seemed like a good idea until Debbie slipped and her big toe was horribly mangled in the garbage disposal.

That, and the time she sat on a Veg-O-Matic®.

4 comments:

  1. The peach will always come off second best in a battle with the in-sink-o-rator . . .

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  2. I wonder if she shaves her armpits in the dishwasher. I'll stick to peeing in the shower. It's more dignified.

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  3. Oddly, she washes her vegetables in the bathtub and brushes her teeth with a diabolical toilet brush of ill repute. She clips her toenails with a can opener and uses bacon grease as a deodorant. She tried to roast a turkey, stuffed with Tidy Bowl® and giblets with a hair dryer.

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  4. Why does this make me think of the planet 'Bizarro'..?

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