Friday, April 26, 2013

Paperback Classic


Some people look at the glass as being half-full, others see it as half-stoned.
I guess it depends what's in the glass.

Chick needs to quit crying over spilled wine and find her car keys.
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5 comments:

  1. PaulApril 26, 2013 at 5:08 AM

    What the hell is She whinning about? Some people are just never satisfied! Just how in the hell does a Man sit with their legs crossed like that?

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  2. UnknownApril 26, 2013 at 9:47 AM

    She's full on crying because when he was half stoned he admitted he was sorta gay. (Leg cross, unbelievable abs and pink couch really shoulda been her first clues). I bet the Georgeous Hussy never had to deal with this kinda BS.

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  3. UnknownApril 26, 2013 at 12:18 PM

    Him: Sorry babe. All the cool kids are masterbating.

    Her: This is the last time I use Craiglist to find a husband.

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  4. Hairy LarryApril 26, 2013 at 7:48 PM

    Spill wine, dig that girl...

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  5. HermitApril 27, 2013 at 4:47 AM

    Her thought bubble:

    Oh no, what have I done?

    His thought bubble:

    I'm such a stud!
    My abs are incredible.
    I wish she'd get her foot off my shoe.

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