American Literature is replete with excellent authors. Steinbeck, Hemmingway and Michener are all brilliant, but they ain't got nothin' on Thomas Stone, Hank Janson and perhaps the finest of them all, the incredible E.B. Stuart. (See Below)
Anybody written one entitled, "The Accidental Prostitute"? I bet these put "50 Shades if Grey" to shame. And am I supposed to be looking above or below for the incredible E.B. Stuart? Is that your real identity Hermitito?
Sir or Madame wont you read my book? It took me years to write, wont you take a look?
All I know is my mom could throw that shit around corners!! Then, after she whacked you with her book, she'd make you pick it up and bring it back to her and then back hand you for making her lose her page! I wish Harlequin would've made them in thinner lighter volumes.
Anybody written one entitled, "The Accidental Prostitute"? I bet these put "50 Shades if Grey" to shame. And am I supposed to be looking above or below for the incredible E.B. Stuart? Is that your real identity Hermitito?
ReplyDeleteSir or Madame wont you read my book?
ReplyDeleteIt took me years to write, wont you take a look?
All I know is my mom could throw that shit around corners!! Then, after she whacked you with her book, she'd make you pick it up and bring it back to her and then back hand you for making her lose her page! I wish Harlequin would've made them in thinner lighter volumes.
Being disciplined by having romance novels thrown at you sounds like tough love to me.
DeleteYeah Wes, just be thankful Mom didn't take up horse shoes or golf.
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