Crazy broads always getting doped up after the big game and wanting attention. Can't you see Chet here just wants to put on his Letterman jacket and grab a couple brews with Biff and Chip?
Dudes with Eddie Munster haircuts are always "Real Gone Guys." (Fifties parlance for gay)
"I bet Lance, Brock and Smitty don't have to deal with this kinda bullshit." -Chet to himself I think these paperback classics are my favorite post on your blog Hermit.