This seemed like a good idea until Debbie slipped and her big toe was horribly mangled in the garbage disposal.
That, and the time she sat on a Veg-O-Matic®.
The peach will always come off second best in a battle with the in-sink-o-rator . . .
I wonder if she shaves her armpits in the dishwasher. I'll stick to peeing in the shower. It's more dignified.
Oddly, she washes her vegetables in the bathtub and brushes her teeth with a diabolical toilet brush of ill repute. She clips her toenails with a can opener and uses bacon grease as a deodorant. She tried to roast a turkey, stuffed with Tidy Bowl® and giblets with a hair dryer.
Why does this make me think of the planet 'Bizarro'..?