I believe he referred to that bike as The Panty Dropper Chopper.
He could park that thing in my kitchen any day. Right in front of the stove even.
I would totally buy his salad dressing.
wait a sec Laura...think your mixing up your dreamboats...wasn't it Butch that made the dressings?
I'm just sayin, I would buy any salad accessories this guy was selling. Baco- Bits included.
Wonder if he was practicing for his part in "Little Fauss and Big Halsy"?
Ranch dressing is the biggest fraud ever perpetuated on the Amerikkann public. With whole wheat pancakes stackedd againt the walls at Denny's and the grand slam breakfast platters stagnant and defiant plastic lettuce. Flies and unkempt maggots swarm over blood red flapjack syrup oozing under the door.
I would not however purchase flapjack syrup from Hermit. No offense.