They sure like to keep the overhead low with these kitchen sets. And yeah her Mom totally worked in the circus and dated minors. The banana on the microwave is dead giveaway for that kind of past.
Fun Fact:In Medieval times bananas on the microwave was considered bad luck, while in some parts of Modern day South America it is a sign of prosperity and masculine virility.
A friend of mine almost got thrown overboard when he pulled a banana out of his lunch during a deep sea fishing excursion...good thing he didn't actually take a bite out of it....some places bananas just aren't welcome...
Anyone foolish enough to bring a banana to a Rotary Club meeting will be beaten with broom handles, stripped of their credentials, and asked politely to leave.
Is there also a banana in the microwave? I'm asking you guys because it looks like she might kick my ass for asking such a thing.
Brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby? Ah, brown sugar just like a young girl should, yeah!
I'm not diggin' this Kitchen Bitch like the others in the past but I guess you can't discriminate against ol Brown Sugar here... Do you think Mick had a thing for Dark Meat?
I know Mick liked Angie, Sweet Virginia and Some Girls. He is an equal opportunity misygonist.Like me.